Random: What if...?

What if we discovered a planet with other humans with around the same technology on it and eventually made contact.

We would nuke each other, it's the human nature

What if everyone in the world suddenly lost the power to speak?

Everything would be much much much better. And everyone'd carry text messageable cell phones for awhile.

What if people wouldn't f'ing walk in on you while you were whacking it?

I don't worry, they normally join me.

What if your surpisingly hot sister got into your bed (with you in it)while wearing a strap on?

I'd tell her there's no need for that since I have it built-in, take it off, then make love to her, because, well, it's good that you love your sister, right? [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

LOL

Kind of creepy, but alright.

*Ackcoughheartattackdies*

I'd be like this:

OMG GUYS IVE FOUND TEH ULTMATE BAND!!!!!!!!11111ONEONE ITS CREED FERGET THOSE EVIL POD PPL [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img] CREED IS TRU 2 CHRISTINS LIKE MYSELF GUYS!!!11111 THAT SONG STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN IS BLASMPNY ND THEIR BAND IS GOIN 2 BURN FOREVA ROK ON CREED!!!!!!!! LUCKLY THERE SINGER HAZ SOOOOO MUCH TALENT AND THEREE HOLE BAND DOES LOL PLUYS IM GROWNIN MI HAIR LIKE THE LEAD SINGER!!!!!!

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Luckily it's not my favorite band. See people, Creed is bad for you.

What if the History Channel was baised against anything American?

it would be "fair and balanced" XD lmao actually then the channel would SUCK ... hah


what if they made a future channel and it actually could fortell the future advances in technology XD

It would be an infinite loop because people would be making everything as they saw it appear. I guess creativity would go down, too.

What if they found evidence of Jesus, did DNA testing and discovered his descendant was Micheal Jackson?

hmm... Images would explain the result best.
All crosses would become this.
And stain glass windows would become this.

I've done my damage.